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Bureaucracy
Unglued
(R)
Collector #: 014 |
Enchantment
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Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard’s Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering trading card game (hereafter known as “PLAYER”), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as “ACTION QUEUE”), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as “HAND”). | |
Landfill
Unglued
(R)
Collector #: 049 |
Sorcery
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Choose a land type. Remove from the battlefield all lands of that type that you control. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each card on the battlefield that is completely covered by those cards. Then return to the battlefield, tapped, all lands dropped in this way. | |
Spark Fiend
Unglued
(R)
Collector #: 051 |
5/6 Creature - Beast
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When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. On a total of 7 or 11, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. If you roll any other total, note it. During your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. On a total of 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, do not roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeep phases. On any other roll, there is no effect. | |
Free-Range Chicken
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 058 |
3/3 Creature - Bird
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: Roll two six-sided dice. If both die rolls are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number rolled on each die. Otherwise, if the total rolled is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later in that turn, sacrifice it.) | |
Get a Life
Unglued
(U)
Collector #: 004 |
Instant
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Target player and each of that player’s teammates exchange life totals. | |
Gus
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 062 |
2/2 Creature - Gus
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Gus enters the battlefield with one +1/+1 counter on it for each game you have lost to your opponent since you last won a Magic game against him or her. | |
Jumbo Imp
Unglued
(U)
Collector #: 034 |
0/0 Creature - Imp
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Flying When you cast Jumbo Imp, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the die roll. During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put on Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove from Jumbo Imp a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the die roll. | |
Krazy Kow
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 048 |
3/3 Creature - Cow
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During your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and player. | |
Sex Appeal
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 013 |
Instant
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Prevent up to 3 damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. If there are more players in the room of the opposite sex, prevent up to 3 additional damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. | |
Temp of the Damned
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 038 |
3/3 Creature - Zombie
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When you cast Temp of the Damned, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned comes onto the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the die roll. During your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned or sacrifice Temp of the Damned. | |
Double Take
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 023 |
Instant
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Choose another player. Draw two cards now and draw an additional two cards at the beginning of the next game with that player. | |
Double Dip
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 003 |
Instant
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Choose another player. Gain 5 life now and an additional 5 life at the beginning of the next game with that player. | |
Hungry Hungry Heifer
Unglued
(U)
Collector #: 063 |
3/3 Creature - Cow
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During your upkeep, remove a counter from any card you control or sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer. | |
Spatula of the Ages
Unglued
(U)
Collector #: 081 |
Artifact
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, , Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. | |
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Unglued
(R)
Collector #: 008 |
Sorcery
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Ban one card, other than a basic land, for the remainder of the match. (For the remainder of the match, each player removes from the game all copies of that card on the battlefield or in any graveyard, hand, library, or sideboard.) | |
Double Cross
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 031 |
Sorcery
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Choose another player. Look at that player’s hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player’s hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. | |
Double Deal
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 042 |
Sorcery
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Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player now and deals an additional 3 damage to the player at the beginning of the next game with the player. | |
Ghazban Ogress
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 60 |
2/2 Creature - Ogre
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When Ghazban Ogress enters the battlefield, the player who has won the most Magic games that day gains control of it. If more than one player has won the same number of games, you retain control of Ghazban Ogress. | |
Double Play
Unglued
(C)
Collector #: 055 |
Sorcery
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Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land and put that land onto the battlefield. At the beginning of the next game with that player, search your library for an additional basic land and put that land onto the battlefield. In both cases, shuffle your library afterwards. | |