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Dumb Ass
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 075 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
35/2 Creature - Donkey Barbarian
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At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. | |
Red-Hot Hottie
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 086 FOIL | ![]() ![]() ![]()
2/5 Creature - Elemental
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Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ?Aaah' at the top of your lungs." | |
World-Bottling Kit
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 133 FOIL | ![]()
Artifact
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AWOL
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 002 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone. | |
Ass Whuppin'
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 117 FOIL | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat. | |
Togglodyte
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 129 FOIL | ![]()
4/4 Artifact Creature - Golem
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Togglodyte comes into play turned on. Whenever a player plays a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and all damage it would deal is prevented. | |
Land Aid '04
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 102 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land. | |
Goblin Mime
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 078 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
2/2 Creature - Goblin Mime
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When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime. | |
Mise
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 038 FOIL | ![]()
Instant
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Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, draw three cards. | |
Rod of Spanking
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 127 FOIL | ![]()
Artifact
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Duh
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 052 FOIL | ![]()
Instant
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Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) | |
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 101 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
2/3 Creature - Human Druid
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As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn. | |
Side to Side
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 110 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play. | |
Frazzled Editor
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 077 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
2/2 Creature - Human Bureaucrat
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Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.) | |
Laughing Hyena
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 103 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
2/2 Creature - Hyena
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Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand. | |
Artful Looter
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 025 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
1/2 Creature - Human Wizard
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![]() Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter. | |
Emcee
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 009 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
0/1 Creature - Human Rogue
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Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. | |
Framed!
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 033 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice. | |
Name Dropping
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 105 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Enchantment
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Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return that card to your hand. | |
The Fallen Apart
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 055 FOIL | ![]() ![]() ![]()
4/4 Creature - Zombie
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The Fallen Apart comes into play with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms. | |
Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 010 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment. | |
Gluetius Maximus
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 098 FOIL | ![]() ![]() ![]()
5/5 Creature - Beast
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As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus. | |
Deal Damage
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 074 FOIL | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Instant
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Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Deal" or "Damage," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand. | |
Granny's Payback
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 099 FOIL | ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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You gain life equal to your age. | |
Stop That
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 063 FOIL | ![]()
Instant
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Target player discards a card. Gotcha - If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand. | |