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Blast from the Past
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 072 | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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Madness ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If Blast from the Past was kicked, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token onto the battlefield. | |
Pointy Finger of Doom
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 126 | ![]()
Artifact
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Duh
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 052 | ![]()
Instant
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Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) | |
Mana Flair
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 081 | ![]() ![]()
Instant
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Curse of the Fire Penguin
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 073 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Enchantment - Aura
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Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature. ----- Creature - Penguin Trample When this creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to the battlefield. 6/5 | |
Johnny, Combo Player
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 035 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
1/1 Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
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Dumb Ass
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 075 | ![]() ![]()
35/2 Creature - Donkey Barbarian
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At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. | |
Mother of Goons
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 059 | ![]() ![]()
3/2 Creature - Human Cleric
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Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature. | |
Face to Face
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 076 | ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that opponent. | |
Fat Ass
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 095 | ![]() ![]()
2/35 Creature - Donkey Shaman
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Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you’re eating. | |
Red-Hot Hottie
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 086 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
2/5 Creature - Elemental
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Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah' at the top of your lungs." | |
Stop That
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 063 | ![]()
Instant
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Target player discards a card. Gotcha - If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand. | |
Necro-Impotence
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 060 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Enchantment
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Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay .5 life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step. | |
Land Aid '04
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 102 | ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land. | |
Enter the Dungeon
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 053 | ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles. | |
World-Bottling Kit
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 133 | ![]()
Artifact
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Wet Willie of the Damned
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 066 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2.5 damage to any target and you gain 2.5 life. | |
Question Elemental?
Unhinged
(U)
Collector #: 043 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
3/4 Creature - Elemental
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Flying Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental? | |
Cardpecker
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 004 | ![]() ![]()
15/1 Creature - Bird
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Flying Gotcha - If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand. | |
Fascist Art Director
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 011 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
2/2 Creature - Human Horror
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Goblin Mime
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 078 | ![]() ![]()
2/2 Creature - Goblin Mime
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When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime. | |
Keeper of the Sacred Word
Unhinged
(C)
Collector #: 101 | ![]() ![]()
2/3 Creature - Human Druid
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As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn. | |
Ass Whuppin'
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 117 | ![]() ![]() ![]()
Sorcery
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Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat. | |
Fraction Jackson
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 097 | ![]() ![]()
1/15 Creature - Human Hero
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Staying Power
Unhinged
(R)
Collector #: 021 | ![]() ![]()
Enchantment
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As long as Staying Power is in play, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end. | |